The Pretentious Illiterate

Rouaalicious säger:
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungrig

Belma säger:
jag smaskar på corn flakes

Belma säger:
jealous?

Rouaalicious säger:
neh

Rouaalicious säger:
ska fixa smoooooothie sen
Rouaalicious säger:o pannkakor. amerikanska
Belma säger:
jag hatar dig

Have you...

• Played Spin the Bottle? - Yes
  
• Toilet Paper someone's house - Nope
  
• Played Poker with money - Yes
  
• Gone swimming in a white T-shirt - Yes, but I wore a swimsuit under it
  
• Been tickled so hard you couldn't talk - Many times
  
• like someone but never told them - Yep
  
• went camping - Nope
  
• had a crush on your broher's friend - They're a bit young, his friends
  
• walk in the rain without an umbrella - Many, many times
  
• told a joke that Nobody thought was funny - Yes
  
• been in a talent show - Talent show, sort of I guess
  
• started laughing at someone's bedtime - Yes, and now I laugh at my own
  
• worn somthing your mom didn't appove of - Nah
  
• been to a nude beach - Eww, no
  
• drank jack daniels - Yes
  
• cursed in a church - No, that is rude
  
• been called a slut for kissing someone - No
  
• burnt yourslef with a curling iron/straightner - Never
  
• wanted to be a police officer - Once in a while I get that idea
  
• dumped someone - Yes
  
• been hit on by someone too old - I think so
  
• wanted to be a model - The thought has crossed my mind, if that's what you're asking
  
• bought lottery tickets - Yes
  
• made out in a car - Many times :)
  
• cried during a movie - Oh my, yes
  
• wanted something you couldn't have - I have
  
• had sex on the beach - The drink or the deed? Yes on the first, no on the second
  
• seen someone shoplift - Yes
  
• hung up on someone - Yes
  
• yelled at you pet - Yes
  
• bought a thong when the casheir was a guy - Yes
  
• tried to strip when drunk - Haha
  
• gotten seasick - Oh but yes, happens alot
  
• had a stalker - Not really
  
• played a prank on somone that had them really scared - Nope
  
• been embarassed by one of your family - Yes
  
• felt bad about eating meat - No, grossed out but not bad about it
  
• protested - Not in the sense that I've been out protesting. But I've been known to sign a petition or two in my day
  
• been to an island - That, I have
  
• been in love - Well, yes
  
• ate jus because you were bored - Unfortunately, yes
  
• looked at something everybody thought was ugly and said "aww" - Haha, yes
  
• Screamed in a library - No
  
• Made out with a stranger - Anyone who's ever been to a party in their youth has, I believe
  
• Been Dumped - Yes
  
• Wished a part of you was different - Yes
  
• asked a guy to dance - I think I have, once or twice
  
• been asked out by a really hot guy - Yes
  
• laughed so hard you cried - Uh huh
  
• went up to a complete stranger and started talking - Oh my, yes
  
• been sunburned - Yep
  
• kicked a guy in the nuts for being a pervert - No-ish 
  
• threw up in school - Eww, no
  
• recieved an anonymous love letter - Nah
  
• had to wear something you hated - Haha, yes
  
• been to a luau - Nope 
  
• cursed in front of your parents - Yeah
  
• been in a commerical on tv - No
  
• watched a movie that made you miss your ex - Yeah
  
• been out of the country - Yep
  
• been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk - A few times, actually
  
• won at pool - Not often, but it has happened
  
• went to a party where you were the only sober one - Yep
  
• went on a diet - Yeah
  
• been lost out to sea - Nope
  
• cheated on your boyfriend - Yes, I was silly as a youngster. I'd never do that again
  
• been cheated on - Yes
  
• tanned topless - No
  
• been attacked by seagulls - Nope
  
• been searched in an airport - Nope
  
• been on a plane - Oh my, yes
  
• been pants-ed - heh, yeah
  
• thown a shoe at someone - Weird enough, yes
  
• broke someone's heart - I hope not
  
• sung in the shower - Has happened
  
• bought something way too expensive - Yeah
  
• done something really stupid that you still laugh about - Yep
  
• been walked in on when you were dressing - Yes
  
• ran out of a movie theatre because you were too scared of the movie - No
  
• been kicked out of the mall - Why would anyone get kicked out of a mall?
  
• been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back - Yeah
  
• done something stupid when you were drunk - Yeah
  
• fell off your roof - Never
  
• pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone - Nah, I actually do get scared pretty easily
  
• had a deer jump in fron of your car - Yeah
  
•  threated someone with a water gun - Haha, yeah. Waterfights are all about threats

• Have you ever appreciated a sunset? - Yes
  
• Have you ever been a guest at a surprise party? - Yes
  
• Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? - No
  
• Have you ever been in a fist fight? - Yes, when I was younger
  
• Have you ever been on TV? - Yes, also when I was younger
  
• Have you ever been to a theatre? (Also spelling "theater.") - Yes
  
• Have you ever broken a bone? - Yes
  
• Have you ever broken up with someone? - Yes
  
• Has someone ever broken up with you? - Yes
  
• Have you ever called your boyfriend by the wrong name? - No
  
• Have you ever called your boyfriend "Honey?" - Yes
  
• Have you ever changed your appearance a lot in a short time? - Yes
  
• Have you ever cheated on an exam? - Nope
  
• Have you ever cried in public and embarrassed yourself? - Yes, at the movies when I saw Armageddon. I goy all puffy from crying excessively
  
• Have you ever cried for no reason and felt good because of it? - Nope
  
• Have you ever dated someone from another race, culture or religion? - Yes
  
• Have you ever dated someone who didn't like you? - I hope not?
• Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - Oh, God. Never.
  
• Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes, well I don't know if I regret it but it was silly
  
• Have you ever driven a sports car? - Yes
  
• Have you ever driven a truck? - Yes
  
• Have you ever eaten in a restaurant and realized you have no money with you? - No
  
• Have you ever finished eating in a restaurant, and you realized you forgot your wallet? - Never
  
• Have you ever eaten something that you thought you wouldn't like, but found out that you actually liked it? - Yes
  
• Have you ever eaten frog legs? - No, and I never intend to
  
• Have you ever eaten horse meat? - Never
  
• Have you ever eaten French food? - Yes
  
• Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - Yes
  
• Have you ever fallen asleep while taking a bath? - Almost, but never really fallen asleep
  
• Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - On 7 different occasions
  
• Have you ever fallen in love at first sight? - Yes
  
• Have you ever fallen or stumbled in front of others. - Many a time
  
• Have you ever forgotten your mother's birthday? - Never
  ... father's - Once...
  boyfriend's - Once
  
• Have you ever given a false excuse to get out of something you didn't want to do? Many, MANY times
  
• Have you ever given a ring (or other jewelry) to your girlfriend/boyfriend? - Yes, not a ring though
  
• Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - Not seriously, but yeah
  
• Have you ever gone skiing? - I sure have
  
• Have you ever gone surfing? - Tried and failed
  
• Have you ever dreamt of a ghost being in your bedroom and then waking up and finding yourself looking around for the ghost? - Who hasn't?
  
• Have you ever gone to greet a friend or family member then noticed it was someone else? - Hah, yeah...
  
• Have you ever gotten sunburnt at the tanning saloon and gone back the next day? - Nope
  
• Have you ever had a Deja Vu experience? - A few times, actually
  
• Have you ever made cheesecake? - Oh, but yes!
  
• Have you ever made Chinese food? - Love it, love making it... Love all about it, so yes
  
• Have you ever baked bread? - Many times, mostly with my grandma
  
• Have you ever met a celebrity? - On many occasions
  
• Have you ever played a joke on one of your teachers? - Yes, when I was younger
  
• How about one of your classmates? - Yep
  
• Have you ever raised your hand to answer a question, then forgot what you were going to say? - Yeah, quite a few times. But I make stuff up as I go along
  
• Have you ever received a present that you really hated? - Yeah
  What was it? - An apple made out of glass
  Why did you hate it? - Because it was an apple made out of glass
  Who gave it to you? - A friend
  
• Have you ever regretted saying I love you? - Yeah
  
• Have you ever ridden a horse? - Yep
  
• Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? - Yep
  
• Have you ever said yes when you meant no? Yes
  
• Have you ever slept in a cave? - Nope, never intend to either
  
• Have you ever slept in a tent? - Yes
  
• Have you ever swam in the ocean? - Many a time
  
• Have you ever talked to a famous person? - Yes
  
• Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - I do that alot
  
• Have you ever told a big lie to someone you love? - Yeah, when I was younger
  
• Have you ever tried in-line skating? - Horrible, but yes
  
• Have you ever tried riding a skateboard? - Have
  
• Have you ever guessed someone's age wrong (younger or older)? - Usually younger, but yes
  
• Have you ever been in the shower when there was an earthquake? - Never
  
• Have you ever ripped off your pants while dancing? - Dear God no
  
• Have you ever kissed somebody by mistake? - Mistake? No, not that I can recall
  
• Have you ever laughed until tears came from your eyes? - Oh so often
  
• Have you ever fallen asleep while talking on the phone? - Yep
  
• Have you ever sprained your ankle/wrist? - Many times
  
• Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - Quite a few
  
• Have you ever seen a car accident? - Unfortunately, yes. A bad one
  
• Have you ever called your school's principal? - Yes
  
• Have you ever received more than 10 cards on Valentines day? - Nope, not that popular I'm afraid :P
  
• Have you ever ridden on an ostrich? A camel? A cow? - Neither
  
• Have you ever shaken hands with a monkey? - I'm not a big animalfan, so... no
  
• Have you ever received a love letter? - Yes
  
• Have you ever seen a tornado? - Yep
  
• Have you ever had an electricity blackout while taking a shower? - Nope
  
• Have you ever picked you're nose in public? - Hah, yes
  
• Have you ever milked a cow? - Oh God, no. Gross
  
• Have you ever built an igloo? - Nope
  
• Have you ever tried any extreme sports? - Yes, off-road MTB
  
• Have you ever shot a gun at a tree or a target? - Yes
  
• Have you ever played an instrument in public? - Yes
  
• Have you ever sang in public? - Unfortunately, yes. On quite a few occasions
  
• Have you ever talked "baby-talk" to your pet? - Many a time
  
• Have you ever given special nicknames to your pet that were completely different than their first given name? - All the time
  
• Have you ever kept special treats for your pet? - No?
  
• Have you ever kept a special blanket or bed for your pet to sleep on? - Yes
  
• Have you ever let your pet sleep in or on your bed with you? - Yes
  
• Have you ever walked into a lamppost? - Almost, but never really
  
• Have you ever wondered why some people want to be alone but never seem to be lonely? - I'm this kind of people, usually so nope. Never crossed my mind to wonder
  
• Have you ever tried to eat food without first spitting out your chewing gum? - I tend to do this alot
  
• Have you ever saved a piece of chewed chewing gum and started chewing it again later? - Yes
  
• Have you ever called a 'he' she or a 'she' a 'he?' What was the response? - Yes, usually laughter. I forget things sometimes
  
• Have you ever called a women sir or a Man "ma'am?" - All the time
  
• Have you ever asked a woman when she was "due" and she wasn't even pregnant? - Never, that'd be rude

Min kvinnliga sida:

[√] Köpt en hårfön?
[√] Sminkat mig i annat avseende än att se rolig ut?
[√] Följt med som smakråd vid en shoppingrunda?
[√] Pratat känslor?
[√] Tänkt på att matcha mina kläder?
[√] Berömt en person av manligt kön för sitt utseende?
[√] Ringt upp en person utan konkret syfte?
[√] Funderat på namn åt mina barn?
[ ] Insett storheten hos Barbra Streisand?
[√] Druckit Cosmopolitan?
[√] Sett ett avsnitt av "Sex and the city"?
[√] Sett två avsnitt av "Sex and the city"?
[ ] Känt mig sugen på en kopp te?
[√] Känt glädje över att få blommor i present ?
[ ] Gjort någonting romantiskt på eget initiativ?
[√] Blivit arg utan anledning?
[√] Gråtit efter 9 fyllda år?
[ ] Brytt mig om H&M:s val av modell?
[√] Pratat skvaller?
[√] Varit arg/sur utan att tala om det?
[√] Kramat en kille?
[√] Dansat?

Totalt: 18 poäng

Min manliga sida:

[√] Ljugit om hur mycket jag har druckit?
[√] Ätit en blodig stek?
[√] Läst en biltidning?
[√] Framgångsrikt använt en borr, hammare och diverse andra redskap?
[√] Lovat att ringa dagen efteråt och sedan struntat i det?
[√] Skött grillen under en grillfest?
[√] Läst en bok av Jan Guillou?
[√] Läst ett nummer av slitz?
[√] Dunkat någon i ryggen i syfte att få denne att känns sig uppskattad?
[√] Känt mig hungrig efter att ha ätit en hel pizza?
[ ] Gått på en Ulf Lundell-konsert ?
[√] Använt händerna till att slå någon i syfte att skada denna person?
[√] Sett alla Die Hard och Rockyfilmerna?
[√] Diskuterat bröst?
[ ] Gjort lumpen?
[√] Läst nick hornby?
[√] Känt mig nödgad att bräcka någon i armbrytning?
[√] Känt mig häftig över att åka jättefort i en bil?
[ ] Enbart stirrat snettuppåt vid besök på en pissoar?
[√] Lagat någonting på egen hand?
[ ] Skrikit "kom igen nu gubbar" på en fotbollsplan?
[√] Tävlat i att dricka öl?

Totalt: 18 poäng

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