The Pretentious Illiterate

Have you...

• Played Spin the Bottle? - Yes
  
• Toilet Paper someone's house - Nope
  
• Played Poker with money - Yes
  
• Gone swimming in a white T-shirt - Yes, but I wore a swimsuit under it
  
• Been tickled so hard you couldn't talk - Many times
  
• like someone but never told them - Yep
  
• went camping - Nope
  
• had a crush on your broher's friend - They're a bit young, his friends
  
• walk in the rain without an umbrella - Many, many times
  
• told a joke that Nobody thought was funny - Yes
  
• been in a talent show - Talent show, sort of I guess
  
• started laughing at someone's bedtime - Yes, and now I laugh at my own
  
• worn somthing your mom didn't appove of - Nah
  
• been to a nude beach - Eww, no
  
• drank jack daniels - Yes
  
• cursed in a church - No, that is rude
  
• been called a slut for kissing someone - No
  
• burnt yourslef with a curling iron/straightner - Never
  
• wanted to be a police officer - Once in a while I get that idea
  
• dumped someone - Yes
  
• been hit on by someone too old - I think so
  
• wanted to be a model - The thought has crossed my mind, if that's what you're asking
  
• bought lottery tickets - Yes
  
• made out in a car - Many times :)
  
• cried during a movie - Oh my, yes
  
• wanted something you couldn't have - I have
  
• had sex on the beach - The drink or the deed? Yes on the first, no on the second
  
• seen someone shoplift - Yes
  
• hung up on someone - Yes
  
• yelled at you pet - Yes
  
• bought a thong when the casheir was a guy - Yes
  
• tried to strip when drunk - Haha
  
• gotten seasick - Oh but yes, happens alot
  
• had a stalker - Not really
  
• played a prank on somone that had them really scared - Nope
  
• been embarassed by one of your family - Yes
  
• felt bad about eating meat - No, grossed out but not bad about it
  
• protested - Not in the sense that I've been out protesting. But I've been known to sign a petition or two in my day
  
• been to an island - That, I have
  
• been in love - Well, yes
  
• ate jus because you were bored - Unfortunately, yes
  
• looked at something everybody thought was ugly and said "aww" - Haha, yes
  
• Screamed in a library - No
  
• Made out with a stranger - Anyone who's ever been to a party in their youth has, I believe
  
• Been Dumped - Yes
  
• Wished a part of you was different - Yes
  
• asked a guy to dance - I think I have, once or twice
  
• been asked out by a really hot guy - Yes
  
• laughed so hard you cried - Uh huh
  
• went up to a complete stranger and started talking - Oh my, yes
  
• been sunburned - Yep
  
• kicked a guy in the nuts for being a pervert - No-ish 
  
• threw up in school - Eww, no
  
• recieved an anonymous love letter - Nah
  
• had to wear something you hated - Haha, yes
  
• been to a luau - Nope 
  
• cursed in front of your parents - Yeah
  
• been in a commerical on tv - No
  
• watched a movie that made you miss your ex - Yeah
  
• been out of the country - Yep
  
• been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk - A few times, actually
  
• won at pool - Not often, but it has happened
  
• went to a party where you were the only sober one - Yep
  
• went on a diet - Yeah
  
• been lost out to sea - Nope
  
• cheated on your boyfriend - Yes, I was silly as a youngster. I'd never do that again
  
• been cheated on - Yes
  
• tanned topless - No
  
• been attacked by seagulls - Nope
  
• been searched in an airport - Nope
  
• been on a plane - Oh my, yes
  
• been pants-ed - heh, yeah
  
• thown a shoe at someone - Weird enough, yes
  
• broke someone's heart - I hope not
  
• sung in the shower - Has happened
  
• bought something way too expensive - Yeah
  
• done something really stupid that you still laugh about - Yep
  
• been walked in on when you were dressing - Yes
  
• ran out of a movie theatre because you were too scared of the movie - No
  
• been kicked out of the mall - Why would anyone get kicked out of a mall?
  
• been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back - Yeah
  
• done something stupid when you were drunk - Yeah
  
• fell off your roof - Never
  
• pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone - Nah, I actually do get scared pretty easily
  
• had a deer jump in fron of your car - Yeah
  
•  threated someone with a water gun - Haha, yeah. Waterfights are all about threats